Mount cracked tablet outside as screen.
Use laptop webcam + Coral USB accelerator ($60).
Run Frigate or Home Assistant locally.
Add phone vibration motor as ringer, phone speaker for voice.
Greets delivery drivers by name, scares strangers with “I’m calling the police.”
Total new parts cost: under $70.
Beats Ring Pro performance and no subscription.
Your trash drawer is a hardware store that’s already paid for. Start building tonight.
